You know you are Flight Attendant when.....
1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
อันนี้ใช่เลย 555 กลับมาบ้านทีไร ยืนกินในครัวทุกที
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the 'crew line' at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
จนปัจจุบันนี้ก็ยังใช้ปากกาของโรงแรมอยู่ มันเขียนดีมากๆ นี่นา
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin>
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
อันนี้ใช่เลย 555 กลับมาบ้านทีไร ยืนกินในครัวทุกที
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the 'crew line' at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
จนปัจจุบันนี้ก็ยังใช้ปากกาของโรงแรมอยู่ มันเขียนดีมากๆ นี่นา
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin>
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways>
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
14. You>don't think in 'months'-you think in 'bid packs'
15. You always point with two fingers
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
17. You stand at the front door and politely say 'Buh-bye, thanks, have a >nice day' when someone leaves your home>
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: 'At this >time,' 'For your safety,' 'Feel free,' and 'As a reminder'>
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, >Hello, OK! and People magazines>
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make >sure the 'gauge is in the green'>
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows>
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out >where you are>
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. You are a fire fighter, a nurse, a security officer and a server>all in one!>
25. Everytime the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling to make sure >it's not a call bell.>
26. you change into you 'galley shoes' to cook dinner at home>
27. You open your bathroom doors at home slowly in case someone forgot to >lock it.
28. You only know 250F or 350F degrees on your home oven>
29. When you ask your spouse when they will be coming home from work you >ask for their 'ETA' (Estimated time of arrival)>
30. You can spot out an airplane from the ground above and tell the other >person what airline it is!>
31. You wake up at home to find that you have been sleeping in(the recovery >position)>
32. You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can't >get in your home town! and tell a story about it!>
33. You know better NOT to date a pilot!> >
34. You answer the phone ,you start>by saying ur name and position>>
35. You actually understand every item on this list!!!
คือตอนแรกว่าจะคอมเม้นต์เป็นข้อๆ ไป ไปๆมาๆ เออแฮะ มันใช่หมดเลย
(เมื่อสมัยก่อน) ........ คิดถึงขอบฟ้ากว้างๆ จัง
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
14. You>don't think in 'months'-you think in 'bid packs'
15. You always point with two fingers
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
17. You stand at the front door and politely say 'Buh-bye, thanks, have a >nice day' when someone leaves your home>
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: 'At this >time,' 'For your safety,' 'Feel free,' and 'As a reminder'>
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, >Hello, OK! and People magazines>
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make >sure the 'gauge is in the green'>
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows>
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out >where you are>
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. You are a fire fighter, a nurse, a security officer and a server>all in one!>
25. Everytime the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling to make sure >it's not a call bell.>
26. you change into you 'galley shoes' to cook dinner at home>
27. You open your bathroom doors at home slowly in case someone forgot to >lock it.
28. You only know 250F or 350F degrees on your home oven>
29. When you ask your spouse when they will be coming home from work you >ask for their 'ETA' (Estimated time of arrival)>
30. You can spot out an airplane from the ground above and tell the other >person what airline it is!>
31. You wake up at home to find that you have been sleeping in(the recovery >position)>
32. You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can't >get in your home town! and tell a story about it!>
33. You know better NOT to date a pilot!> >
34. You answer the phone ,you start>by saying ur name and position>>
35. You actually understand every item on this list!!!
คือตอนแรกว่าจะคอมเม้นต์เป็นข้อๆ ไป ไปๆมาๆ เออแฮะ มันใช่หมดเลย
(เมื่อสมัยก่อน) ........ คิดถึงขอบฟ้ากว้างๆ จัง
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